The last month has seriously been a whirlwind…. A roll call:
GOOD: Our fabulous bridal party took us to a lake house in Deep Creek where we ate and drank and hot-tubbed and merrymaked (?? merrymook!) for several days. I’m constantly amazed at how wonderful and generous our friends are! We are grateful and undeserving. Here are some of the folks, I think a bunch or people are missing from this picture though.. it’s really hard to round these people up
I’m the big mouth in the center of the photo.

Kevin, my “dude of honor” is front and center, and played a huge role in getting everyone organized and fed and very very drunk. He’s a special kind of awesome. I’ll write an ode to Kevin after the wedding is over, but I am fairly certain that after he has now seen me through the “behind the scenes” of the wedding planning process and undertaken (undertook? what is wrong with me tonight) a lot of wedding-related tasks as my right-hand man… he’s just never going to get married, ever. Sorry, single ladies of the world… I put the last nail in that coffin. Hoo-rah.
It was a VIP party. More specifically, a Justin Bieber VIP party.

For the record, no one made him kiss the Biebs. He did that all on his own. Many other pics which may or may not be posted at a later date — just a general word of advice, it’s against your best interest to be the first to fall asleep at a bachelorette party
BAD: Apparently someone (hopefully unknowingly) brought the Plague to the party with them. Upon returning home from the weekend, more than half of the able-bodied adults became violently ill, including one Justin-Bieber-loving bachelor. I sealed Doug in the bedroom and stuffed an iPad and DVDs and very flat foods under the door, fearful that I would become infected by mere association with this toilet-hugging man. Praying fervently, I was certain to my core that the Plague was lying dormant in my body, waiting for the most inopportune moment to release itself… I had an exit strategy everywhere I went that week, eyeing every dark corner or wastebasket as a potential place to empty my stomach should the need arise…. luckily, I survived and never became ill, but that was a hard week. I know what the people in Final Destination must feel like now.
GOOD: I resigned my position in the corporate world and have decided to follow my longtime dream of becoming a full-time photographer. This decision has been a long time coming (and several years’ worth of preparation), and it’s gratifying (and terrifying) to finally yank that plug. What’s more gratifying is that when I told friends about it, I was not met with shock or alarm or friends worrying about my ability to feed myself…. instead, I heard whoops of joy and many variations on “it’s about time!” Yay for friends that believe in you! I haven’t really had a lot of time to consider this move yet because of the wedding and everything else — but saying goodbye to my coworkers was surprisingly difficult, and as I left the office for the very last time… I had a moment of fear and self-doubt so strong that I considered going back and telling everyone I had made a terrible mistake in quitting. Lots of people say that they wish they didn’t have to work or could be their own boss, but when the time comes to leave the safety of a regular paycheck……. well, I was not prepared for how afraid I would actually feel when the moment came. I liken the situation to leaving a (very rich) boyfriend who doesn’t make you happy and isn’t right for you… yet you stay with him for all the wrong reasons. Wow, I am so deep.
BAD: I had not even reveled in my freedom for 24 hours yet when we found out that my little beagle Maddy had cancer and needed immediate surgery

Here she is several hours after surgery, with a shaved armpit (she’s a lady after all) and hate-filled zombie eyes. Just kidding, she’s just groggy and grumpy in this picture, but who can blame her. You can see the gaggle of pills that I’m trying to sort through here.. as if making the dog recover from being cut open isn’t enough, we also had to shove handfuls of pills down her throat for a week after. And then we had to put this terrible little t-shirt on her (ok it was adorable, not terrible) to keep her from suicidally ripping her own stitches out — Doug chose a shirt that said “Mommy’s Favorite”. But all it did was teach my baby Maddy how to unclothe herself more efficiently. That little slut
But the surgery was a good thing in the long run, she’ll be with us for several more years yet, and since recovering from the surgery she’s perked up quite a bit — she probably wasn’t feeling well for a while and didn’t know how to tell us.
Side note. Did you know that the backrest pillow thingy in the picture is called a Husband? Doug told me this; I had no idea. WHY IS IT CALLED THAT?? What is husbandy about it? I guess.. maybe it sits around and does nothing? I don’t know if the inventors were that funny though. My husband is black, by the way.
GOOD: Soooooo Obama responded to our wedding invitation! In classic politician style, he neither accepted nor declined, but wrote a loving note (by hand, I’m certain of it) wishing us a happy marriage and so on and so forth. I think he might have cried a little too, I detected some wrinkly spots on the note that are surely teardrops. Anyway, he didn’t say he wasn’t coming, so maybe we’ll see him there after all. I AM right next door.. he could just pop over and have a beer or something. I should have mentioned beer in my invitation hmmm.

All joking aside, this envelope *was* actually hand-addressed. Which means it’s somebody’s job somewhere, to address these silly envelopes all day long, every day. I wonder how much money they make….
Ok, I’ve skipped over a whole bunch of stuff but there’s no more time to blog… I have things to do today! I’m getting married!! I’m going Greene baby
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